Troubleshooting

Recently I came across this article that I would like to share with you all, funny one

A software engineer wrote:

Subject: Failed Upgrade

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

and noticed that

the new program began unexpected child processing that

took up a lot

of space and valuable resources. No mention of this

phenomenon was

included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other

programs and

launches during system initialization, where it

monitors all other

system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3,

Boozing 2.5 and

Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the

system whenever

selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background

while attempting

to run some of my other favorite applications like

Night Club 4.3,

Dance ‘n’ Drink 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but

the uninstall

does not work on this program. Once I tried to

uninstall Wife 1.0

but got this error:

“General Protection Fault in module House

Security. The Uninstallation will

abort.” Can you help me, please?

Here was the reply from Tech Support:

Re: Failed Upgrade

This is a very common problem among men, but it is due

mostly to a

primary misconception. Many people upgrade from

Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife

1..0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES

&

ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an

OPERATING SYSTEM and

designed by its creator to run everything. It is

unlikely you would

be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to

Girlfriend 7.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge Wife

1.0 from

the system once installed. You cannot go back to

Girlfriend 7.0

because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have

tried to

install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with

more problems than

the original system. Look in your manual under

“Warnings-

Alimony/Child Support;” this was given to you at time

of registration

with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just

deal with

the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I

might also suggest

you read the entire section regarding General

Partnership Faults

(GPFs).

The best course of action will be to enter the command

C:APOLOGIZE.

In fact I would suggest you use this command every

time Wife 1.0

crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program,

but very high

maintenance. Consider buying additional software to

improve the

performance of Wife 1.0.I recommend Flowers 2.1 and

Chocolates

5..0 or Movies 4.5. Do not, under any circumstances,

install Visual

Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a

supported application

for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible

damage to the

operating system. Recent surveys show add-ons like

Visual Dress 2.0

and Diamond Necklace 3.0 are the best Third Party

tools supported

by Wife 1.0 to allow it to run smoothly and

effectively.

A software engineer wrote:

Subject: Failed Upgrade

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance ‘n’ Drink 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error:

“General Protection Fault in module House Security. The Uninstallation will abort.” Can you help me, please?

Here was the reply from Tech Support:

Re: Failed Upgrade

This is a very common problem among men, but it is due mostly to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1..0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under “Warnings- Alimony/Child Support;” this was given to you at time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults(GPFs).

The best course of action will be to enter the command

C:APOLOGIZE.

In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5..0 or Movies 4.5. Do not, under any circumstances, install Visual Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Recent surveys show add-ons like Visual Dress 2.0 and Diamond Necklace 3.0 are the best Third Party tools supported by Wife 1.0 to allow it to run smoothly and effectively.