Troubleshooting

Recently I came across this article that I would like to share with you all, funny one

A software engineer wrote:
Subject: Failed Upgrade
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was
included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and
launches during system initialization, where it
monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3,
Boozing 2.5 and
Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
system whenever
selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting
to run some of my other favorite applications like
Night Club 4.3,
Dance ‘n’ Drink 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall
does not work on this program. Once I tried to
uninstall Wife 1.0
but got this error:
“General Protection Fault in module House
Security. The Uninstallation will
abort.” Can you help me, please?
Here was the reply from Tech Support:
Re: Failed Upgrade
This is a very common problem among men, but it is due
mostly to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1..0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES
&
ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an
OPERATING SYSTEM and
designed by its creator to run everything. It is
unlikely you would
be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge Wife
1.0 from
the system once installed. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have
tried to
install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with
more problems than
the original system. Look in your manual under
“Warnings-
Alimony/Child Support;” this was given to you at time
of registration
with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just
deal with
the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I
might also suggest
you read the entire section regarding General
Partnership Faults
(GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:APOLOGIZE.
In fact I would suggest you use this command every
time Wife 1.0
crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program,
but very high
maintenance. Consider buying additional software to
improve the
performance of Wife 1.0.I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Chocolates
5..0 or Movies 4.5. Do not, under any circumstances,
install Visual
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
supported application
for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the
operating system. Recent surveys show add-ons like
Visual Dress 2.0
and Diamond Necklace 3.0 are the best Third Party
tools supported
by Wife 1.0 to allow it to run smoothly and
effectively.

A software engineer wrote:

Subject: Failed Upgrade

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance ‘n’ Drink 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error:

“General Protection Fault in module House Security. The Uninstallation will abort.” Can you help me, please?

Here was the reply from Tech Support:

Re: Failed Upgrade

This is a very common problem among men, but it is due mostly to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1..0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under “Warnings- Alimony/Child Support;” this was given to you at time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults(GPFs).

The best course of action will be to enter the command

C:APOLOGIZE.

In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5..0 or Movies 4.5. Do not, under any circumstances, install Visual Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Recent surveys show add-ons like Visual Dress 2.0 and Diamond Necklace 3.0 are the best Third Party tools supported by Wife 1.0 to allow it to run smoothly and effectively.

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